Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice?
The carton said to shake well before drinking!
Food Jokes
Why did the skeleton go to the cookout?
He needed spare ribs!
Why was the boy called a cereal killer?
Because he stepped on a cornflake!
How is a baseball team like a pancake?
They both need good batter!
Why did the car stop for a picnic?
It was in park!
What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?
I think I am burning up in here!
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