Food Jokes

From Alyssa, age 9, Texas

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

Because it was out of juice!

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From Braxton Dye, 11 years old, United States

Why did the hamburger go to the gym?

He wanted to beef up.

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From Paige, age 9, Australia

Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Chicken Surprise.
But I don’t see any chicken!

That’s the surprise!

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From Ally Star, 10 years old, Tampa, Florida

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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From Claire, 8 years old, Brugge, Belgium

What’s green and skis?

A ski-wi!

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From Ciara Tanny, 8 years old, Illinois

What is a snowman’s favorite food?

Frosted Flakes!

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