Food Jokes

From Rosa, a grownup, Uruguay

What does Bobby have if he has 6 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other?.

Big, big hands!

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From The Joking Gerbil, 3 years old

Once there were two tacos, and one of them was sad. The other taco said “What’s the matter?”.

“I don’t want to taco ’bout it.”`

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From Andrew, age 9, Washington DC, USA

What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cantaloupe?

We are too young, we can’t elope!

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From Alex C., 8 years old, Columbus, Georgia

What day do potatoes hate most?

Fry-day!

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From Robert Kovac, 7 years old, Australia

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables,

what is baby oil made of?

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

How do you make a hot dog stand?

By taking away its chair!

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