Once there were two tacos, and one of them was sad. The other taco said “What’s the matter?”.
“I don’t want to taco ’bout it.”`
Food Jokes
What did the girl cantaloupe say to the boy cantaloupe?
We are too young, we can’t elope!
What day do potatoes hate most?
Fry-day!
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables,
what is baby oil made of?
How do you make a hot dog stand?
By taking away its chair!
What’s a female name for a cheeseburger?
Patty
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