Food Jokes

From Laiqa, 9 years old, Malaysia

What kind of veggie cares about you?

A care-it! (carrot)

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From Christian, 9 years old, Maryland

What did the pea say to the other pea?

Nice to pea-t you!

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From Tammy, age 10, Teldo, Ohio

How tough is the meat in the school cafeteria?

It just challenged me to a fight after school!

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From Jolene, 9 years old, Hawaii

What do you call an egg that’s moving?

An egg roll!

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From Natalie, age 10, Canada

Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

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From Khushi, age 10, India,Shillong

What looks like half an apple?

The other half.

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