Food Jokes

From Justin, 11 years old, Georgia

Why was the boy called a cereal killer?

Because he stepped on a cornflake!

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From Wally Exantus, 6 years old, Miami

How is a baseball team like a pancake?

They both need good batter!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

Why did the car stop for a picnic?

It was in park!

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From Jenna, age 6, Buena Park, California

What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?

I think I am burning up in here!

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From Grace Chambers, 9 years old, Woodstock, Georgia

What is a shark’s favorite food?

Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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From Tecumseh, 7 years old, Richmond, Virginia

What’s a duck’s favorite food?

A box of quackers!

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