Food Jokes

From Haydee, a parent, Florida

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby!

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From Haydee, a parent, Florida

Why did the cookie go to the doctor.

Because he was feeling crummy

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From Adrian P., 10 years old, America

Why does the chef like spaghetti?

Because there are endless pastabilities!

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From CowGuy82, 8 years old, Texas

What did the mustard say to the mayonnaise during the marathon?

Come on, ketchup or you’ll lose the race!

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From Isabella, 8 years old, Paris

Why didn’t the pizza tell good jokes?

It was too cheesy!

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From Aurora, 10 years old, Alberta, Canada

Why was the cookie sad?

Because his mom was a wafer so long (away for so long)!

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