What did the mustard say to the mayonnaise during the marathon?
Come on, ketchup or you’ll lose the race!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From CowGuy82, 8 years old, Texas
What did the mustard say to the mayonnaise during the marathon?
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Why didn’t the pizza tell good jokes?
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Where do hamburgers dance?
From Tyler, 9 years old, Henderson, NV, USA
Why can’t eggs tell jokes?
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Why did the mushroom get invited to so many parties?
From Taylor, 3 years old
What did the orange say to the banana?

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