What did the pasta say to the cheese at midnight?
It’s pasta your bed time! (It’s past your bedtime!)
Food Jokes
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butterfly! (Butter fly!)
When is an Irish potato not Irish anymore?
When it’s a French fry!
Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?
Because, he was a cereal killer!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Because, you never see a rabbit wearing eyeglasses!
What do you call jam that flies?
A Jelly-copter!
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