Who invented spaghetti?
Someone who used his noodle!
Food Jokes
How do you make a egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk!!
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?
Easy! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
What pie can fly?
A magpie!
Did the hot dog win the race?
No, he couldn’t ketchup. Don’t worry, he mustard the strength to try again!
What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?
Pizza Shut.
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