How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?
Easy! Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Food Jokes
What pie can fly?
A magpie!
What do you call a pizza restaurant after hours?
Pizza Shut.
What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?
“I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!”
How do you spell candy with only two letters?
C and Y!
What types of candy goes to school?
Nerds, Smarties, and Dum Dums!
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