What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You’ll rise and shine!
Food Jokes
What did the lettuce say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together!
What did the pea say to the other pea?
Nice to pea-t you!
Why are mushrooms always happy?
Because they are a fungi! (fun guy)
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana, who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say, “Banana,” again?
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