Food Jokes

From Professor Laughs, 11 years old, Ohio

What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

Tear gas!

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From Maya Tilghman, 7 years old, Texas

What did the lollipop say to the other lollipop?

See you later sucker!

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From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business.

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From Layal Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You’ll rise and shine!

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From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What did the lettuce say to the tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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From Christian, 9 years old, Maryland

What did the pea say to the other pea?

Nice to pea-t you!

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