Frog Jokes

From Ava, 10 years old, Fort Collins, CO, USA

What did the frog say when he returned his library books?

Read it ! Read it ! Read it !

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From Ashlyn , age 4, France

What did the frog say when she laid a square egg?

OUCH!

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From Katherine, 11 years old, Wisconsin

Why was the frog waiting for the bus?

Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)

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From Annamia, 9 years old, America,GA

Where is a frog’s favorite place to eat?

ihop!

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From Micaela , age 11, Austin,Texas

What does a frog order at McDonalds?

French flies and a diet croak!

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From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What’s green on the inside and purple on the outside?

A frog in a purple dress!

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