Frog Jokes

From Savannah, 15 years old, U.S

What did the frog say to the goat?

I’m very hoppy to meet you!

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From Matthew Gresham, 13 years old, Texas

What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola!

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From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

They have the same middle name!!!!!!!

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From Aarnav, 9 years old, India

What do you say when 10 frogs are one above other?

It’s the leaning tower of frogs!

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From Stephanie, 12 years old, United States

What is a frog’s favorite food?

Ribbbbb-eye!

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From Sophie Sawyer, 9 years old, UK

What did the frog order from McDonalds?

French Flies and Diet Croak!

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