Geography Jokes

From Crystal Dillard, 11 years old, Greensboro, North Carolina

What state has the most soft drinks?

Many-soda (Minnesota)!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?

Juve-niles!!

juvenile

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From Julia, 10 years old, Spring Lake, New Jersey

What state sneezes the most?

Mass-achoo-setts!

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From Brooklyn, 12 years old, Camden

What’s in the middle of Paris?

The letter, ‘R!’

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From Dana Atwaroo, 12 years old, Trinidad and Tobago

What part of the river is the richest?

At either of its two banks!

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From Brian, 13 years old, New York

What did the mountain say to the other mountain?

Lets meet in the valley!

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