Geography Jokes

From Dana Atwaroo, 12 years old, Trinidad and Tobago

What part of the river is the richest?

At either of its two banks!

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From Brian, 13 years old, New York

What did the mountain say to the other mountain?

Lets meet in the valley!

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From Tanya, 10 years old, Pleasanton, California

What is the smallest state in the U.S?

Mini-sota! (Minnesota)

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From Billy Bob Joe, 13 years old, South Carolina

Why were the first Pennsylvania settlers like ants?

Because they were in the colonies!

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From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Bloomfield Hills, MI

“It’s clear,” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

Kid says, “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!”

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From Ty, 13 years old, USA

Which state does the most laundry?

Wash-ington!

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