Hamster Jokes

From Abbie, age 11, Monrovia, California

Why was the apple so lonely?

Because the banana split!

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From Richminiongirl123xx, 11 years old, England England England

Where do hamsters come from?

HAMSTERDAM!

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From Mary Sue, 10 years old, Chino, California

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam

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From Livi, age 11, England

Why did the pirate cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!

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Frpm Allisa, age 10, Canada

What is white and brown and eats hamster food?

My hamster!

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From Ellery D., age 8, Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

When do hamsters run away from rain?

When its raining cats and dogs!

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