Why did the hamster run away?
Because it didn’t have a wheel!
Hamster Jokes
What kind of a dam does a hamster build?
A Hamster dam!
You grow a hamster inside a bottle. Soon it gets stuck . How do you get it out? Try not to break the bottle.
Break the bottle. (It said try not to, not don’t break the bottle).
Where are hamsters from?
Hamsterdam!
What does a spaceman have for lunch?
Launch!
What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
Abrahamster Lincoln
