What did one hair say to the other hair?
It takes two to tangle.
Health and Body
Were you long in the hospital?
No, I was same size I am now!
What makes hair feel bad?
Teasing it!
I was in the restaurant yesterday, when I realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music. Shortly after, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me….
It was then I remembered that I was listening to my iPod!
Doctor, Doctor, I’ve broken my leg in two places.
Doctor: Well, don’t go back to those two places!
Have you seen the movie constipation?
Of course not, because it never came out!
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