Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Health and Body
What can hold without using your hands?
Your breath!
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth thirty!
What did the lung say to the cigarette?
You blow me away!
What has four eyes but cant see?
Mississippi!
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle!
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