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Health and Body

From Jake C, 10 years old, from Texas

What are two reasons people wear diapers?

Number 1 and Number 2!
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From Catlover123 Emily, 17 years old, New York

Why did the boy sleep with the ruler?

So he could measure how long he slept.
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From Gd, 3 years old

What game do you play with a cold?

Follow the SNEEZER!
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From Lucie, 11 years old, Michigan

If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?

Never go back to those two places!
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From Hailey Henson, 13 years old, Georgia

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!
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From Hailey, 13 years old, Georgia

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot!!
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