Why can’t your nose be 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot!!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Hailey, 13 years old, Georgia
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches?
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What hair explodes?
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Which state is found in your body?
From Luke, 10 years old, Toronto
What nationality are you when you go to the bathroom?
From Rosalind, 7 years old, California
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek ?
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What is Labor Day?

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