What kind of pet just lays around the house?
A car-pet!
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
100.
One to hold the lightbulb and ninety-nine to turn the house!
One to hold the lightbulb and ninety-nine to turn the house!
A blonde wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were stupid so she tried painting the house. When her husband came home from work, he saw his wife sweating hot and on the floor with a fur coat and a ski jacket on. The husband asked her, “Why do you have two coats on?”
The blonde replied,”Well, the instructions read, it’s better to put two coats on.”
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. 1 to hold the light and 99 to turn the house.
Imagine you are stuck in a house with no windows or doors.
What do you do?
Stop Imagining!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House
House who?
House it going? (How is it going?)
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