Kids Jokes

From Emily, 13 years old, Delaware

What did one toilet say to the other?

You are looking flushed!

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From Kabir, age 9, Sydney,Australia

Why did Batman lose his pants?

Because he only wears underwear!

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From DANIELLE NICHOLE, age 17, ROSEMEAD, CALIFORNIA

KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?

PETER PANTS….MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNY, YOU PEE’D YOUR PANTS!

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From Parvathy, age 10, India

Through which gate can’t you enter?

Colgate!

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From Madison P, age 10, USA

Once a man ecaped from jail and shouted, “I`m free! I`m free!” and a little girl said, “So! I`m four!”

The little girl thought the man said he was three.

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From David, age 9, USA

So a guy walks into a restaurant and he asks the waiter, “Do you serve crayfish here?” The waiter said yes, then the guy said

“Well my crayfish friend here wants a pizza!

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