What happened to the kid who was allergic to perfume?
He got SCENT to the doctor!
Kids Jokes
Why did the boy bury his flash-light?
Because the Batteries were dead!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went: step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”
What part of a song can you cross?
A bridge!
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a boogie under it!
Benjamin: Why didn’t you come to my birthday party?
Hannah: Well, the invitation said from 5-7 and I’m 8.
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