Kids Jokes

From SISSA, age 12, YUMA AZ.

I need a new butt.

I have a crack in mine!

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From Matt, age 8, LA

What does a boxer drink?

Punch!

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From Maryam Farooqui, age 10, Abudhabi,

If your world is spinning round and round, and heart is beating fast, do you think its love?

No! It’s called high blood pressure!

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From Lana bobana, age 9, Rockford Illinois

I saw a help wanted sign and…

I ran in and said what’s wrong?

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From Destiny, age 11, Illinois

If you were trapped in a cement box….. and you only had a bat and a ball how would you get out?

1,2,3 strikes your out!

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From Jacob, age 9, Ontario, California

What do you call a train with a cold?

An Achoo choo train!

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