Kids Jokes

From Nawaal, age 10, Cape Town, South Africa

Why does a mouse need oil?

Because it squeaks!

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From Allie A., age 10, Connecticut

Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”

No, it hasn’t come out yet!

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From SISSA, age 12, YUMA AZ.

I need a new butt.

I have a crack in mine!

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From Matt, age 8, LA

What does a boxer drink?

Punch!

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From Lana bobana, age 9, Rockford Illinois

I saw a help wanted sign and…

I ran in and said what’s wrong?

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From Destiny, age 11, Illinois

If you were trapped in a cement box….. and you only had a bat and a ball how would you get out?

1,2,3 strikes your out!

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