Kids Jokes

From Maryam Farooqui, age 10, Abudhabi,

If your world is spinning round and round, and heart is beating fast, do you think its love?

No! It’s called high blood pressure!

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From Lana bobana, age 9, Rockford Illinois

I saw a help wanted sign and…

I ran in and said what’s wrong?

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From Destiny, age 11, Illinois

If you were trapped in a cement box….. and you only had a bat and a ball how would you get out?

1,2,3 strikes your out!

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From Jacob, age 9, Ontario, California

What do you call a train with a cold?

An Achoo choo train!

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From Joe, 10 years old, Bahrain

What kind of song can you sing in a car?

A cartoon!

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From Ali, age 15, FL, united states

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

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