How many mimes does it take to change a light bulb?
One! (don’t talk and put one finger up)
Kids Jokes
How does a train eat?
Choo Choo!
A guy gets out of jail and runs around town saying “I’m free, I’m free!” and then a boy walks up to him and says …
“I’m four, so what?”
I’m not short.
I’m just more down to earth.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
Why were the police called to a daycare center?
A three-year-old was resisting a rest!
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