Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher mad!
Kids Jokes
Why is smiles the longest word in this world?
Because there is a mile between the two s’s!
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child’s kindness. “There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn’t the lady able to work any more?”
“Oh yes,” Came the reply. “She sells sweets!”
Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry he woke up!
How many mimes does it take to change a light bulb?
One! (don’t talk and put one finger up)
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