Why did the kid cross the pool?
To get to the other slide!
Kids Jokes
Why did the kid take a broom to bed?
To sweep!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don’t worry he woke up!
My new bike is…
wheely great!
I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.
My yo-yo? It never came back.
– courtesy of James Patterson
Zoe: Hello Emma, what a good day.
Emma: Zoe, what’s my name tomorrow?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What is my name in 5 days?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What about 10 weeks?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: Knock Knock!
Zoe: Who is there?
Emma: Zoe, I am ashamed of you, you forgot my name already!
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