What part of the house has a heart beat and breathes?
The living room!
Kids Jokes
WHO CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN AN OLYMPIC STADIUM?
EVERY BODY. OLYMPIC STADIUMS CAN’T JUMP!
What is Katniss’s favorite kind of chip?
A PEETA CHIP!
A man walks into a bar…
Then he leaves and goes and gets stitches!
A man walked into a bar. He looked up at the ceiling and saw two large pieces of meat. The man asked the barman why the meat was up there. He said if you can get them down without using a chair or a pool cue or anything, you’ll get £200. However, if you can’t, you’ll have to give me £200.
The man says:
I can’t do it! The steaks are too high!
What do you get when you cross lightning with a dictionary?
Thesaurus of electricity!
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