Kids Jokes

From Kiwa, age 12, USA

What did the eyes say to the mouth?

Between us, something smells!

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From Aradhna, age 13, India

Have you seen a mango on a coconut tree?

Yes!!…….
I have seen a MAN GO on a coconut tree!

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From Alex, age 11, Toronto, Canada

What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner!

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From Christelle Mae, age 12, Philippines

What happens when the clock strikes thirteen?

Time to fix the fence!

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From Nicole, age 13, Canada

Why did the mom put water in her SUV?

She wanted a carpool.

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From Cathleen, age 10, United States of America

What is Darth Vader’s favorite snack?

Cookies because he’s always saying “Coo..kies Coo..kies

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