Kids Jokes

What do you get when you cross a teacher and
a vampire?

Superman asked a fortune teller “Who is the most strongest person in the world?” He came out and said “Yes! It’s me!” and flew away. Then Wonder Woman came and asked “Who’s the prettiest person in the world?” She came out and said “Yes! It’s me and went away. Next the Hunchback came and asked “Who’s the most ugliest person in the world?”

How do you make Pikachu get in the bus?

What Did Thomas the tank engine say when beans were put in his boiler?

What do you call counting infants?

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?