Kids Jokes

From Lele, age 11, not to be known

What do you call counting infants?

infaNTORY

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From Jessica, age 9, USA

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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From Chloe, age 10, England

What do you call a man that sits in your letterbox?

Bill!

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From Elsa, age 14, UAE

Why do we go to bed?

Because the bed doesn’t come to us!

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From Sanjana, age 7, Dallas, Texas.

What do you get when you take a horse to a shoe store?

Horseshoe

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From Mrs. Christen & class, a teacher, Red Deer, Alberta, Canada

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?

Dwayne the Tub I’m dwouning!

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