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Kids Jokes

From Katie, age 10, US

What is not enough for 1, just right for 2, but too much for 3?

A secret!
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From Mikhail, age 12, Mumbai, India

Riiing! Riiing!
“Hello?”
“Yes?”
“Is this Sarah Wall?”
“No”
“Then give the phone to Michael Wall.”
“Sorry, but there are no Walls here.”

“Then what holds up your roof?”
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From Rachel, age 9, Mississippi,United States

What did the skeleton say to the ghost after he told him a joke?

That joke rattled my bones!
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Filed Under: Ghost, Kids

From Will, age 5, Massachusetts

What sound does a train make when it passes gas?

Toot-Toot
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From Kellie, age 13, Castro Valley, California

What did the brain say to the other brain?

I like the way you think!
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From Anne, age 8, Southampton, England

What’s got a head, a tail but no body?

A coin
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