Why did the boy fall off his bed?
He was sleep rolling!
Kids Jokes
When my daughter was 8, she came home with a new joke, she said, “Hey dad, you’re getting taller!” Absent minded me, I said, “What?”
She then said, “Your head is growing through your hair!” She had noticed my rug was getting a bit lean on top!
What does a teddy bear say after it’s been offered food?
I’m stuffed!
What is Mozart doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
When do you have a penny all your life?
When it’s your surname or your first name!
What happened to the Barbie doll in the sun?
It got barbie-qued!
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