What did the ‘mother rope’ say to the ‘baby rope’?
Don’t be KNOTTY !
Kids Jokes
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What happens when you make fun of someone short?
They punch you in the ankle!
Why does the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
A mother was ironing her washing. Her son asked ” Mother, why are you ironing your washing?”
His Mum said, “To make them nice and wrinkle-free, darling. ” she replied.
The son said, “Then why don’t you iron grans’ face, mum?”
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