What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
Kids Jokes
There was a 100 dollar bill,which was old,and the other 1 dollar bill,which was older. The 100 dollar bill said,”I had a good life,I’ve been to the theater,amusment park,and even to see the zoo.”
“Wow!You did have a good life!” The 1 dollar exclaims.
“Where did you go to?” The 100 dollar asks.
” Well,” the 1 dollar said,”I’ve been to the Baptist church and Catholic church…”
“Wait,” the 100 dollar bill interrupted,”What’s a church?”
Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
Student:I’ll name one Bob, and the other one Phil!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a trampoline?
A woolly jumper!
What do you mean the school must be haunted?
The headmaster keeps going on about school spirit!
What has 100 legs and pointy toes?
A centipede doing ballet!
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