Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
Library Jokes
How do you get a book to like you?
You check it out.
This is a book I really recommend. It’s called “How to Keep Your Bathroom Clean”.
It’s by Ty D. Toilet!
Why did the sea gull fly into the library?
To get some bookworms!
What did the page say to the cover?
You’re squishing me!
A man enters a library and walks up to the librarian at the desk and says loudly, “I’d like a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup!”.
The librarian replies in whispered tones, “But sir, this is a library!”.
Coming to his senses, the man replies in a whispered tone, “Can I please have a cheeseburger with fries, hold the ketchup.”
