Math Jokes

From Courtney, age 10, US

What did the math book say to the pencil?

I have too many problems!

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From Debbie, a parent, Memphis, Tennessee

How does a cow add?

With a cow-culator!

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From Joseph G., age 10, North America

What’s a quicker way to double your money?

YOU FOLD IT!

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From Nan, age 12, India

When does 2+3 become 10?

When we do the addition wrong!

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From Utsavi, age 9, Mumbai ,India

Why is your geometry book so cute?

Because it has acute angles!

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From Sara, age 8, Los Angeles, CA

Teacher: If I have 25 apples in one hand and 10 apples in another hand, what will I have?

Student: Very big hands!

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