Math Jokes

From Arjun, age 13, Chelmsford (Mass), USA

Why can’t you say 288 in public?

Its two gross!

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From Kaitlyn, age 12, Fairfield, MT

What months have 28 days?

All of them!

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From Lucy, age 10, Santa Fe, New Mexico

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine!

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From Mathilde, age 10, Illinois

Why did the child eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

What is the Square Root of Pi?

Whipped Cream!

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From Shima Chan, 9 years old, Japan, Tokyo

How do baby goats know how to multiply?

They are just smart kids!

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