Math Jokes

From Heather, age 12, SC

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

A: Pumpkin Pi!

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From Carlo, age 12, Purchase, New York

What is 5 Q plus 5 Q?

10 Q? your welcome

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From Barrett W., 10 years old, IA

How do you make seven an even number?

Take the ‘s’ out!

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From Audi M., age 12, Paris, France

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter! (center)

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From Anonymous, age 14, New Orleans

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 ATE 9!

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From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

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