Math Jokes

From Shay, age 12, Australia

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?

None; they’re all copy cats!

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From a reader, age 14, California

What is the best dessert in the Math Teacher’s Cafe?

A slice of chocolate pi.

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From Samantha, age 6, Canada

What did zero say to eight?

Nice belt.

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From Koen, age 7, Connecticut

Why was 9 scared of 7?

7 ate 9.

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From Thomas, age 9, London, England

What goes up and never goes down?

Your age!

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From Arjun, age 13, Chelmsford (Mass), USA

Why can’t you say 288 in public?

Its two gross!

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