Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
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From Paloma Funny, 12 years old
Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?
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What did the zero say to the eight?
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How do you make seven an even number?
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Why was the math book so sad?
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What does MATH stand for?
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What did the calculator say to the girl?
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