Math Jokes

From Alan, 12 years old, France

Young Man: What do calculus and girls have in common?

I don’t understand either of them!

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From Jeremiah, 14 years old, Wyoming

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.

She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.

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From Clayton Swartz, 12 years old, United States

What did the math book say to the psychologist?

Can you help me? I have problems!

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From Paloma Funny, 12 years old

Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

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From Michael Kim, 10 years old, California

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice tie!

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From Leandra Merkenich, 12 years old, Australia

How do you make seven an even number?

Take the “S” away!

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