Math Jokes

From Clayton Swartz, 12 years old, United States

What did the math book say to the psychologist?

Can you help me? I have problems!

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From Paloma Funny, 12 years old

Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

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From Michael Kim, 10 years old, California

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice tie!

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From Leandra Merkenich, 12 years old, Australia

How do you make seven an even number?

Take the “S” away!

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From Abm Arman Slahudin, 12 years old, New York

Why was the math book so sad?

It had so many problems.

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From Henri, 10 years old, Australia

What does MATH stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans!

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