Math Jokes

From Krystalynn, 11 years old, Chesapeake, Virginia

What’s the square root of pie?

Cupcake!

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From Emily, 12 years old, Georgia

What did one math book say to the other?

Sorry but I got my own problems to solve!

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From Patrick McP, 9 years old, Sligo, Ireland

Jack asked Connor, “Do you know your multiplication?”

Connor said, “Sum times!”

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From Sophie, 8 years old, Virginia

What kind of tables do multiplication problems eat at ?

Times tables!

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From Rachel, a grownup, Colorado

What did the student write to math?

Dear Math,
I’m not a therapist, so fix your own problems

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From Thiri, 10 years old, Burma

How was the weather when the right angle went to sea?

90 degrees!

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