Math Jokes

From Tina D, 3 years old, Heppenheim, Germany

What does the 0 say to the 8?

Nice Belt!

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From Keasha, 11 years old, North Carolina

What tables do you do not have to learn?

Dinner tables!

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From Krystalynn, 11 years old, Chesapeake, Virginia

What’s the square root of pie?

Cupcake!

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From Emily, 12 years old, Georgia

What did one math book say to the other?

Sorry but I got my own problems to solve!

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From Patrick McP, 9 years old, Sligo, Ireland

Jack asked Connor, “Do you know your multiplication?”

Connor said, “Sum times!”

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From Sophie, 8 years old, Virginia

What kind of tables do multiplication problems eat at ?

Times tables!

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