What did the math book say to the pencil?
I have too many problems!
Math Jokes
You hear a news report on TV, and it says…
At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
The square root of negative one told Pi to get real and Pi said
To be rational!
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7,8,9!
Why is your geometry book so cute?
Because it has acute angles!
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