Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Teacher: Now go on from there.
Fred: Jack, Queen, King
Math Jokes
How do you make one vanish?
Add a g at the beginning and its gone!
WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SO UPSET?
HE HAD TOO MANY PROBLEMS!
What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Gee-i’m-a-tree!
How does a cow add?
It adds one number to the udder.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate {8} 9!
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