Math Jokes

From Heidi, age 12, Litchfield,Minnesota

A math teacher was riding on a bike past one of his student’s house. His student was digging in the mud. The teacher asked why.

“The weather man said it rained an inch and three
quarters. I’m looking for the three quarters!”

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From Freya, age 10, Falkirk, Scotland

Why was the gluestick bad at Math?

Because it kept getting stuck on the questions!

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From Jack, age 6, Florida

Why didn’t the clock work?

It needed a hand!

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From Reilly, age 12, Millbrook, New York

What do Martians who use the Metric System say?

Take me to your Liter!

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From Nan, age 12, India

When does 2+3 become 10?

When we do the addition wrong!

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From Mikhail, age 12, Mumbai, India

If 1 = 5,
2 = 25,
3 = 125,
& 4 = 525,
What is 5 equal to?

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